Ask Zane Anything
Which is the best mustard with smoked meat?
- asked by kara
The simple truth is, like many matters of taste, whatever floats your boat is the best.
Thank you from Zane

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Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.