Ask Zane Anything
Margarine or butter?
- asked by Byron
The only thing margarine is good for is chicken wings and creaky doors. Butter is one of life's great gifts. Plus I'm sometimes reminded of that very hot scene in Last Tango in Paris. Delicious and kinky. Aaaaaaamazing!
Thank you from Zane


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.