Ask Zane Anything
Do you think you may, in time, come to regret this?
- asked by Kurt Evans
I try, Kurt, to live my life without regrets, guilt or shame. Being a Jewish man this is of course against my nature. At times when I start to feel like I've made a misstep or gone down the wrong path, I try to channel Joel (Tom Cruise) from Risky Business. Light a smoke, don my Ray Ban shades, toss my shoulders and utter a low "what the fuck".
Thank you from Zane


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.