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Is it true that if we battle and I kill you, I become you?
- asked by Robin
When I was a kid we used to "play chestnuts". That is, we'd screw a hole with a key into a chestnut and run a knotted shoelace through the thing. Then we'd take turns trying to whack each others' chestnut with our own. Each won battle would add one "year" to the age of the chestnut. plus, when you defeated a chestnut you gained it's years. Then by the Chestnut Property Robin, yes, if you kill me, you become me. Lotsa luck.
Thank you from Zane


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