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How schmaltzy is the perfect deli sandwhich?
- asked by Jude
On my menu, the sandwich named "What Zane Eats" is grilled salami with chopped liver, red onions and honey mustard. The chopped liver, my mother Elinor's own recipe is laden with schmaltz (chicken fat eke Jewish cooking gold). Is it the perfect sandwich? I think so. After all I put my own name on it. So to answer your questions, Jude: "very".
Thank you from Zane


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