Ask Zane Anything
What are you wearing?
- asked by Bobby L.
Today is my day off so I started my day at the gym, went to work for a few hours and came home to answer AZA questions. That means I'm still in my stinky post-work out clothes: white "Champion" socks, H&M black boxer undies, 7 jeans, Roots belt, red Adidas tshirt, grey GAP hoodie, timex watch and Hackett bespoke eyewear. You know, it wasn't until this very moment that I realised what a slave to fashion labels I am. This question may cause me to either A) re-examine my value and priorities in life or B) spend more time at J Crew.
Thank you from Zane


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.