Ask Zane Anything
If I shot the sheriff, but I didn’t shoot the deputy, then WHO the hell did?
- asked by Dominic M.
Some mysteries in life are better left unsolved. Do you really want to know the truth about the Tooth Fairy? Santa Clause? Peanut Butter cups? Didn't think so. On the other hand, you'll have many years of incarceration because of the incident with the Sheriff to consider the matter. Let me know if you come up with anything worth posting on a novelty website run belonging to a self-obsessed deli owner from Toronto.
Thank you from Zane


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.