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Why you so fat
- asked by Jeff
Hi Jeff, Interesting question. I know why I'm fat but that's not what you asked. You want to know why I'm "so" fat. It's the word "so" that complicates the issue for me. Are you distinguishing between fat, kinda fat and so fat? What's the difference. Because, see, in my eyes I'm somewhere between fat and kinda fat. I don't think I'm "so" fat at all. So (lol) I can't really answer your question. I have a question for you. Why are you "so" poor at the English language that you neglect to add a verb to what seems to be an intentionally hurtful question? Jerk. Zane
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Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.