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How do you make maple bacon doughnuts
- asked by Daisy
Hi Daisy, Everyone loves my maple beef bacon donuts. I'll tell you how they get made. When a boy maple bacon donut loves a girl maple bacon donut the two of them get together in some fleabag motel just off the highway to express their love for each other. The result of this lovemaking is... The truth? I kinda ripped off the donut recipe in the Cook's Illustrated Baking book, added my house-made beef bacon and some real organic maple syrup. Where does beef bacon come from? Well, when a boy cow and a girl cow... :) Zane
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