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What's the ideal weight for a perfect bride?
- asked by Erik A.
I like women. I always have. On a visit to Amsterdam when I was 6 years old my parents could hardly drag me away from the Peter Paul Rubens paintings of fat naked women. They bought me postcards in the Rijksmuseum gift shop just so we could get on with our visit.. I still like fat women. Skinny ones too. Sometimes I like big tits. Other times small ones. I love redheads some days. Other days it's brunettes or blonds. Sorry, what was the question again?
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Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.