Ask Zane Anything
Do you think Americans would be better off if they decided to eat smoked meat and buy Canadian?
- asked by Erik A.
I don't envy Barak Obama. Trying to figure out how to improve the lives of Americans is no easy thing. But yes, smoked meat and maple syrup couldn't hurt.
Thank you from Zane


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