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What are you drinking or smoking right now?
- asked by Corey C.
I don't smoke anything ever. Had a terrible time quitting cigarettes. Pot too. I can't have a little. If I start, I can't stop so I finally gave up and decided to abstain forever. Awful stuff, smoking. As it is my day off, I am enjoying a glass of Karlsson's Gold Vodka. I like the potatoey taste. Fucking Swedes, eh? Genius. I realise you didn't ask but I'm listening to Thom D'arcy.
Thank you from Zane


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.