Ask Zane Anything
Why can I never say no to your poutine?
- asked by Debra K.
Carl Jung said something to the effect that the more he learns about human behavior the less he believes in free will. That is, we are all programmed by early experiences to behave in proscribed ways. Then to answer your question, I suggest we look back at your early childhood.
Thank you from Zane


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.