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Have you ever cut slices of meat so thin you couldn't even see them?
- asked by Adam Zendel
Hi Adam, I love that scene with the meat slicer. There's also the episode where George is eating a pastrami sandwich while making love. In another episode, a girl he's dating says "Pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted cured meats." To answer your question, since we hand slice it's never an issue. Although, my goal in life is to slice so thin I can read the New York Times where it says that "Caplansky's rivals any of the legendary New York Delis." Yes, another shameless self-promotion moment brought to you by the fine folks at my house. That being me. Thanks for being such a mensch at our seder last night. Zane
Thank you from Zane


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.