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Hi Zane, So how many licks DOES it take, to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? Thanks, Michael
- asked by Michael
Hi Michael, I'm not a fan of the Tootsie Pop but I'm fanatical about Tootsie Rolls. I guess I just don't have the patience required for all that licking. I want my chocolate and I want it now.
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