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zane. listening to willie nelson< so im a chef of a restaurant company in pittsburgh, pa well, shit the truth is we want do a small smoked meat place. i want you to teach me. that is about as honest as i can be. are you in? gentile, from pittsburgh, Kelsey 412-841-0072
- asked by kelsey sukel
Dear Kelsey, I love your honesty and I'd be delighted to teach you to smoke meat. Why don't you come up for a couple days and I'll show and tell you everything you need to know. can't really do this over the phone. Bring me a CheeseSteak. Wit. I love Willie Nelson. I'm in. Zane Zane
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