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zane. listening to willie nelson< so im a chef of a restaurant company in pittsburgh, pa well, shit the truth is we want do a small smoked meat place. i want you to teach me. that is about as honest as i can be. are you in? gentile, from pittsburgh, Kelsey 412-841-0072
- asked by kelsey sukel
Dear Kelsey, I love your honesty and I'd be delighted to teach you to smoke meat. Why don't you come up for a couple days and I'll show and tell you everything you need to know. can't really do this over the phone. Bring me a CheeseSteak. Wit. I love Willie Nelson. I'm in. Zane Zane
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Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.