Ask Zane Anything
Nothing beats smoked meat on a fresh piece of rye bread, but as a celiac I can't eat the bread ( would if I could)..can I get smoked meat on gluten free bread at Caplansky's?
- asked by Pearl
why can't Thelma come to Beer Fest ...I miss her...
- asked by Les


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.